Unthinkable
12-07-02, 07:56 PM
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but
they just know that they are in love. One day they
decide that they want to get married, so Johnny
goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me
and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her
hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith
replies, "Well, Johnny, you are only 10. Where will
you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny
replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we
can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says
with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're
not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support
Jenny."
Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...
Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us
just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny
has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a
moment trying to come up with something that Johnny
won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems
like you have got everything all figured out. I just
have one more question for you. What will you do if
the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've
been lucky so far..."
they just know that they are in love. One day they
decide that they want to get married, so Johnny
goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me
and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her
hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith
replies, "Well, Johnny, you are only 10. Where will
you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny
replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we
can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says
with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're
not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support
Jenny."
Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...
Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us
just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny
has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a
moment trying to come up with something that Johnny
won't have an answer to.
After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems
like you have got everything all figured out. I just
have one more question for you. What will you do if
the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've
been lucky so far..."