Unthinkable
12-08-02, 04:20 PM
This is why God made menopause.......
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old
woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the
hospital, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother.
Soon, 10 minutes had passed and another relative asked,
"May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
"When it cries," she told them.
"WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded.
"Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??"
"Because," she told them, "I forgot where I put it...."
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old
woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the
hospital, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother.
Soon, 10 minutes had passed and another relative asked,
"May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?"
"When it cries," she told them.
"WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded.
"Why do we have to wait until it CRIES??"
"Because," she told them, "I forgot where I put it...."