DarrellP
12-18-02, 11:01 AM
Silly Signs
At a hotel convention in LA, a sign said:
"Deposit your plastic silverware here."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a radiator repair shop:
"Best place in town to take aleak."
In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On maternity room door:
"Push, Push, Push."
On a front door:
"Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a scientist's door:
"Gone Fission."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."
On another butcher's window:
"Pleased to meat you."
At a used car lot:
"Second hand cars in first crash condition."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
In a dry cleaner's emporium:
"Drop your pants here."
On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every 3rd salesman,and the 2nd one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:|
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
On a music teacher's door:
"Out Chopin."
At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a beauty shop:
"Dye now!"
On the door of a computer store:
"Out for a quick byte."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
Inside a bowling alley: .-.
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
On the door of a music library:
"Bach in a minute."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a counselor's office:
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional."
At a hotel convention in LA, a sign said:
"Deposit your plastic silverware here."
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a radiator repair shop:
"Best place in town to take aleak."
In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On maternity room door:
"Push, Push, Push."
On a front door:
"Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a scientist's door:
"Gone Fission."
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
In a podiatrist's window:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a butcher's window:
"Let me meat your needs."
On another butcher's window:
"Pleased to meat you."
At a used car lot:
"Second hand cars in first crash condition."
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
Outside a hotel:
"Help! We need inn-experienced people."
In a dry cleaner's emporium:
"Drop your pants here."
On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every 3rd salesman,and the 2nd one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room:|
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
On a music teacher's door:
"Out Chopin."
At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a beauty shop:
"Dye now!"
On the door of a computer store:
"Out for a quick byte."
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
Inside a bowling alley: .-.
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
On the door of a music library:
"Bach in a minute."
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a counselor's office:
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional."