Neil Derryberry
12-19-02, 08:39 AM
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk:
Man: Hello?
Woman: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
Man: Yes
Woman: I'm at the mall and I found
a beautiful leather coat. It's $1000. Can I buy it?
Man: Ok, go ahead if you like it that much.
Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer ship and saw the 2002 models.I saw one i really liked and...
Man: How much?
Woman: Only $60,000.
Man: For that price I want it with all the options.
Woman: Great! One more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000.
Man: Well then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000.
Woman: OK, see you later. I love you!
Man: Bye, I love you, too!
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in total astonishment.Then he asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Man: Hello?
Woman: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
Man: Yes
Woman: I'm at the mall and I found
a beautiful leather coat. It's $1000. Can I buy it?
Man: Ok, go ahead if you like it that much.
Woman: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealer ship and saw the 2002 models.I saw one i really liked and...
Man: How much?
Woman: Only $60,000.
Man: For that price I want it with all the options.
Woman: Great! One more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're only asking $450,000.
Man: Well then go ahead and buy it but just offer $420,000.
Woman: OK, see you later. I love you!
Man: Bye, I love you, too!
The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in total astonishment.Then he asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?