Nick
12-20-02, 08:55 PM
The captain had just leveled off the 747S at 35,000 feet, switched on the autopilot and
settled back for the long trans-oceanic flight to Orly when the cabin intercom came one.
"Captain, this is Kelly. Sorry to disturb you, but I think the passenger in 47D is
masturbating under his blanket. What should I do?"
"Oh jeez, not another one. OK, don't do anything, Kelly. I'll take care of it."
Just then the cabin PA crackled on and the captain, in his folksy drawl said
"This is the captain, folks. We've just leveled off at 35,000 feet and we're
cruising presently at 480 knots. The night sky is clear as crystal and the
moon's reflection off the North Atlantic will be visible in about 10 minutes
through the portside windows. Oh, and if the passenger who is having a
stroke or two under your blanket would come forward to the cockpit, I
would appreciate having a word with you."
With that, 43 men, 15 women, six couples and an elderly man clutching his
chest got up out of their seats and lined up at the cockpit door. All but one
was still holding a blanket!
settled back for the long trans-oceanic flight to Orly when the cabin intercom came one.
"Captain, this is Kelly. Sorry to disturb you, but I think the passenger in 47D is
masturbating under his blanket. What should I do?"
"Oh jeez, not another one. OK, don't do anything, Kelly. I'll take care of it."
Just then the cabin PA crackled on and the captain, in his folksy drawl said
"This is the captain, folks. We've just leveled off at 35,000 feet and we're
cruising presently at 480 knots. The night sky is clear as crystal and the
moon's reflection off the North Atlantic will be visible in about 10 minutes
through the portside windows. Oh, and if the passenger who is having a
stroke or two under your blanket would come forward to the cockpit, I
would appreciate having a word with you."
With that, 43 men, 15 women, six couples and an elderly man clutching his
chest got up out of their seats and lined up at the cockpit door. All but one
was still holding a blanket!