Unthinkable
12-27-02, 09:16 PM
A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Hoosier are in a bar one night having a beer. The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice".
The Hoosier, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Indiana we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".
The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and the Hoosier.
He says, "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Hoosiers that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice".
He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice".
The Hoosier, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Indiana we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".
The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and the Hoosier.
He says, "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Hoosiers that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice".