John Corn
12-29-02, 06:03 AM
"I just accepted [my breasts] as a great accessory to every outfit. Who needs a necklace when you have these?"-Jennifer Love Hewitt
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."-Sharon Stone
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."-Robin Williams
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-Brooke Shields
"[When i'm on tour] I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."-Britney Spears
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."- Mariah Carey
"I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real light saber."-Ewan McGregor
"I voted republican this year; the democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."-Monica Lewinsky (Ew can u say '$lut?')
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."-David Letterman
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."-Alicia Silverstone
"I am a sexual machine now. Raring to go every second of the day. I'm human Viagra...I am Will-agra!"-Will Smith
"I was in a restaurant the other night, and all the girls ignored me. It was so annoying."-Leonardo DiCaprio
"I Used to have a boogie collection behind my bunk bed. My mum used to make me scrape them off. I was only little, you've got nowhere else to put them!"-Mel B "Scary Spice"
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"-Christina Aguilera
"The Internet is a great way to get on the net"-Bob Dole
"The majority of the fans I meet are, like, 10 times tall than me"-Seth Green
"I don't know if I would have the guts to walk around with that butt"-Cindy Crawford [on Jennifer Lopez's behind]
"In our family, the rule was, never keep a soda can between your legs when you're in the car. My father told us this wicked story about a man who was driving with a can and between his legs and got into a bad car wreck. And pfffttt! He lost his Johnson. To this day, I cannot drive with a can between my legs. And I warn all my friends, too. I say, 'Don't do that man.' And they say, 'Why?' And I say: 'Because you could lose your uh-uh that way. I mean, seriously, man."-Brad Pitt
"Actually, I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now, that would be interesting."-Ewan McGregor
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."-Sharon Stone
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."-Robin Williams
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."-Brooke Shields
"[When i'm on tour] I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."-Britney Spears
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."- Mariah Carey
"I'm just looking for that moment to drop my Jedi knickers and pull out my real light saber."-Ewan McGregor
"I voted republican this year; the democrats left a bad taste in my mouth."-Monica Lewinsky (Ew can u say '$lut?')
"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."-David Letterman
"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."-Alicia Silverstone
"I am a sexual machine now. Raring to go every second of the day. I'm human Viagra...I am Will-agra!"-Will Smith
"I was in a restaurant the other night, and all the girls ignored me. It was so annoying."-Leonardo DiCaprio
"I Used to have a boogie collection behind my bunk bed. My mum used to make me scrape them off. I was only little, you've got nowhere else to put them!"-Mel B "Scary Spice"
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"-Christina Aguilera
"The Internet is a great way to get on the net"-Bob Dole
"The majority of the fans I meet are, like, 10 times tall than me"-Seth Green
"I don't know if I would have the guts to walk around with that butt"-Cindy Crawford [on Jennifer Lopez's behind]
"In our family, the rule was, never keep a soda can between your legs when you're in the car. My father told us this wicked story about a man who was driving with a can and between his legs and got into a bad car wreck. And pfffttt! He lost his Johnson. To this day, I cannot drive with a can between my legs. And I warn all my friends, too. I say, 'Don't do that man.' And they say, 'Why?' And I say: 'Because you could lose your uh-uh that way. I mean, seriously, man."-Brad Pitt
"Actually, I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now, that would be interesting."-Ewan McGregor