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John Corn
01-01-03, 11:50 AM
Please update your online dictionary

1. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

2. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

3. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

4. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

5. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

6. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

7. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

8. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

9. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

10. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

11.Father : A banker provided by nature.

12. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Nick
01-01-03, 12:05 PM
Good'uns :)

TNGTony
01-01-03, 04:37 PM
Heck, My definition for "Compromise" was doing things in such a way that prevents one party from being from being unhappy by ensuring that NO ONE likes the outcome.

See ya
Tony