John Corn
01-01-03, 11:50 AM
Please update your online dictionary
1. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
2. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
3. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
4. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
5. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
6. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
7. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
8. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
9. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
10. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
11.Father : A banker provided by nature.
12. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
1. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
2. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
3. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
4. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
5. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
6. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
7. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
8. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
9. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
10. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
11.Father : A banker provided by nature.
12. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.