Steve Mehs
01-05-03, 06:22 PM
A thread in the potpourri Forum about licence plates, got me thinking about bumper stickers.
Here's some of my personal favorites, ~10/category
http://www.maxmatic.com/bumpstik/bumpstik_index.htm
Run, Hillary, Run!
It takes a village idiot to vote for Clinton
Only in America would a war veteran sleep in a cardboard carton while a draft dodger sleeps in the Whitehouse
I'd cheat on Hilary, too
Clinton: We forgive you...Now Resign!
If Clinton is the answer, it was a stupid question
Save the President: Legalize Perjury
Clintonophobia - Only Idiots Are Immune
Save America - Impeach Clinton
Never Ever Trust a Draft Dodger
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables
Vegetarians: You people SUCK! - the plants
Vegetarian: noun, Native-American word for bad hunter
Meat is yummy!
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes
I love animals...they're delicious
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Itty-bitty cuddly bunnies... the other white meat
Support PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
Save the Whales! Collect the Whole Set!
Hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees
Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step on exhaust
Save the Planet - Kill Yourself
Earth is full. Go home
Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl
What do you do when you see and endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Fight air pollution. Get a horse
Overpopulation...Too Much Of A Good Thing
We All Live Downstream
My President is Charlton Heston
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do
I just got a gun for my wife - good trade
God, Guts and Guns keep America free
Gun control: simple solutions for simple minds
Help Criminals - BAN GUNS
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better
Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens
Piss Off The liberals - Buy a Gun
Stop Gun Control - Because Freedom is a Terrible Thing to Waste
Ignorance should be painful
People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool
If I wanted to hear from an *******... I'd fart (_!_)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Indians, America's Real Founding Fathers
Screw family values jesus was a bachelor
It's not your money, it's THEIRS... THE-IRS!
People Against Nude Chimps
If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One?
End World Hunger - Can't Feed'em? Don't Breed'em!
Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People
If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Baby?
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Do I look like a freakin' people person?
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished
If you don't like the news, go out and make some
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
So many stupid people... so few comets
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!!!!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
UFO's Are Real - The Air Force Doesn't Exist
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
http://www.maxmatic.com/bumpstik/bumpstik_index.htm
Here's some of my personal favorites, ~10/category
http://www.maxmatic.com/bumpstik/bumpstik_index.htm
Run, Hillary, Run!
It takes a village idiot to vote for Clinton
Only in America would a war veteran sleep in a cardboard carton while a draft dodger sleeps in the Whitehouse
I'd cheat on Hilary, too
Clinton: We forgive you...Now Resign!
If Clinton is the answer, it was a stupid question
Save the President: Legalize Perjury
Clintonophobia - Only Idiots Are Immune
Save America - Impeach Clinton
Never Ever Trust a Draft Dodger
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables
Vegetarians: You people SUCK! - the plants
Vegetarian: noun, Native-American word for bad hunter
Meat is yummy!
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes
I love animals...they're delicious
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Itty-bitty cuddly bunnies... the other white meat
Support PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
Save the Whales! Collect the Whole Set!
Hug a logger, you'll never go back to trees
Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step on exhaust
Save the Planet - Kill Yourself
Earth is full. Go home
Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl
What do you do when you see and endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Fight air pollution. Get a horse
Overpopulation...Too Much Of A Good Thing
We All Live Downstream
My President is Charlton Heston
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do
I just got a gun for my wife - good trade
God, Guts and Guns keep America free
Gun control: simple solutions for simple minds
Help Criminals - BAN GUNS
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better
Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens
Piss Off The liberals - Buy a Gun
Stop Gun Control - Because Freedom is a Terrible Thing to Waste
Ignorance should be painful
People who think they know everything are the easiest to fool
If I wanted to hear from an *******... I'd fart (_!_)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Indians, America's Real Founding Fathers
Screw family values jesus was a bachelor
It's not your money, it's THEIRS... THE-IRS!
People Against Nude Chimps
If You Can't Change Your Mind Are You Sure You Still Have One?
End World Hunger - Can't Feed'em? Don't Breed'em!
Guns Don't Kill People, Radical Pro-Lifers Kill People
If You Can't Trust Me With A Choice, How Can You Trust Me With A Baby?
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Do I look like a freakin' people person?
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished
If you don't like the news, go out and make some
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
So many stupid people... so few comets
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!!!!
Too many freaks, not enough circuses
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
UFO's Are Real - The Air Force Doesn't Exist
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
http://www.maxmatic.com/bumpstik/bumpstik_index.htm