Unthinkable
01-06-03, 12:59 PM
When the husband finally died, his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. A
good friend of the family complained bitterly, "You know very well that
he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow," I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better
for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big s**t he always was."
good friend of the family complained bitterly, "You know very well that
he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow," I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better
for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big s**t he always was."