Unthinkable
01-06-03, 01:01 PM
An elderly couple on a cruise were standing on the deck when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. After searching in vain for days, the captain sent the old man back to shore with a promise to notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000, please advise"
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000, please advise"
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."