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01-14-03, 06:50 PM
15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart While Your Spouse Is Taking Their Sweet Ol'
Time:
>>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put one in people's carts
>> when they aren't looking.
>>
>>2. Set all the alarm clocks in 'Housewares' to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
>>
>>3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.
>>
>>4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone,
>> "Code-3 in Housewares"...and see what happens.
>>
>>5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of "M&M's" on lay-away.
>>
>>6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>>
>>7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
>> you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.
>>
>>8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
>> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>>
>>9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror
>> while you pick your nose.
>>
>>10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
>> if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
>>
>>11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
>> from 'Mission Impossible.'
>>
>>12. While in the auto department, practice your Madonna look,
>> using different size funnels.
>>
>>13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through,
>> say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!"
>>
>>14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
>> fetal position and scream "NO! NO!, It's those voices again!"
>>
>>15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...
>> "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"
Time:
>>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put one in people's carts
>> when they aren't looking.
>>
>>2. Set all the alarm clocks in 'Housewares' to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
>>
>>3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.
>>
>>4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone,
>> "Code-3 in Housewares"...and see what happens.
>>
>>5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of "M&M's" on lay-away.
>>
>>6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>>
>>7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
>> you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.
>>
>>8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
>> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>>
>>9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror
>> while you pick your nose.
>>
>>10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk
>> if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
>>
>>11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
>> from 'Mission Impossible.'
>>
>>12. While in the auto department, practice your Madonna look,
>> using different size funnels.
>>
>>13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through,
>> say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!"
>>
>>14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
>> fetal position and scream "NO! NO!, It's those voices again!"
>>
>>15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...
>> "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"