Unthinkable
01-21-03, 01:06 PM
On their honeymoon the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession
that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our
relationship."
"What is it?" she asked. "I'm a golfer," he said.
"What's the big deal about that?" she asked.
He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, it means that I'll be on the course
Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any holidays.
If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf-- golf wins."
She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the
same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about
my own past that you should know about. I'm a hooker."
"No problem," he responded. "Just widen your stance a little, overlap
your grip, and, follow through. That should clear it right up."
that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our
relationship."
"What is it?" she asked. "I'm a golfer," he said.
"What's the big deal about that?" she asked.
He replied, "When I say I'm a golfer, it means that I'll be on the course
Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday afternoon, and any holidays.
If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf-- golf wins."
She pondered a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. In the
same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about
my own past that you should know about. I'm a hooker."
"No problem," he responded. "Just widen your stance a little, overlap
your grip, and, follow through. That should clear it right up."