DarrellP
01-21-03, 02:32 PM
Secret Surgery
A woman visits her doctor wanting an operation to
reduce her vagina lips which are much too large.
She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as
she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out.
The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses
in a vase beside her bed.
Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says,
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!
"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is
from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself.
The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the
operation and she's had the same operation done herself.
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy up in the burn unit.
He wanted to thank you for his new ears.
A woman visits her doctor wanting an operation to
reduce her vagina lips which are much too large.
She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as
she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out.
The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses
in a vase beside her bed.
Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says,
"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!
"Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is
from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself.
The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the
operation and she's had the same operation done herself.
"Who is the third rose from?" she asked.
Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy up in the burn unit.
He wanted to thank you for his new ears.