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Nick
01-23-03, 06:47 AM
Are You Liberal or Conservative?

Here's the Situation:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a .357 Magnum. You have 30 seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Liberal Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?
Should we run away or can I reason with him??
What does my wife think?
What about the kids. Should we take a family vote?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
Why do I have a gun in the first place?
What does the law say about this situation?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to ! grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
This is all so confusing!
I need to get the opinions of some friends before I can make a socially appropriate decision.

Conservative Answer:

BANG

Richard King
01-23-03, 05:14 PM
The Conservative answer is the right answer. Trouble is that after the BANG, the conservative would find himself in jail as in a current case in New York right now. :(

Dgenx321
01-23-03, 05:31 PM
Bang Bang, then throw the body in the River..

RandyAB
01-23-03, 06:08 PM
And then a moderate would just shoot him in the leg so he still lives...that way he can be let out of prison in a couple of years...since he did not actually kill anybody.

Lyle_JP
01-27-03, 06:38 PM
You forgot the Texan answer:

BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"

Cyclone
01-29-03, 11:41 AM
Don't forget that the moderate who just wounded the criminal would be sued for big $$$ by lawyers.