Nick
01-23-03, 06:59 AM
What Is Marketing? The Woman's Point of View
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
-- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," then reach up to straighten his tie and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you for assistance.
-- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you leave your name and phone number, along with a blurb that says "I'm fantastic in bed!" on every door.
--That's Spam.
You meet a man and offer him a quickie for $20.
--That's Direct Sales
You meet a man and offer him a quickie for $12.50.
-- That's Discount Sales
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
-- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," then reach up to straighten his tie and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you for assistance.
-- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you leave your name and phone number, along with a blurb that says "I'm fantastic in bed!" on every door.
--That's Spam.
You meet a man and offer him a quickie for $20.
--That's Direct Sales
You meet a man and offer him a quickie for $12.50.
-- That's Discount Sales