John Corn
01-30-03, 12:34 PM
THINGY
For a female: Any part under a car's hood.
For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.''
Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
ENTERTAINMENT
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
COMMITMENT
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
FLATULENCE
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
For a female: Any part under a car's hood.
For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.''
Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
ENTERTAINMENT
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
COMMITMENT
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
FLATULENCE
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.