razorbackfan
02-06-03, 01:38 PM
Kentucky First Aid
Two Hillbillies from Kentucky walk into the local bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya
swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion.
The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick"
maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
Two Hillbillies from Kentucky walk into the local bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya
swaller?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion.
The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to
the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick"
maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.