John Corn
02-06-03, 06:45 PM
A Bradford supporter staggers out of his local and weaves his way towards home. As he turns into a lane he sees a strange looking object on the ground near a dustbin. He picks it up and it's a Genie lamp. He gives it the customary rub and billows of smoke pours out of the lamp's spout.
Sure enough there's a 6 foot genie standing there.
'Master' it says..'For releasing me from the lamp you shall have two wishes.
The BCFC supporter thinks long and hard through the alcoholic gaze and a smile comes to his face.
'I want a willy that touches the ground!' he roars.
'Are you sure?' remarks the Genie.
'Yes!" insists the BCFC supporter.
THe BCFC supporters legs disappeared from under him!!
Sure enough there's a 6 foot genie standing there.
'Master' it says..'For releasing me from the lamp you shall have two wishes.
The BCFC supporter thinks long and hard through the alcoholic gaze and a smile comes to his face.
'I want a willy that touches the ground!' he roars.
'Are you sure?' remarks the Genie.
'Yes!" insists the BCFC supporter.
THe BCFC supporters legs disappeared from under him!!