Unthinkable
02-10-03, 04:40 PM
Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.
The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist.
He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."
The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident.
All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Sydney Olympics."
The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on
cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat.
Two years ago he became president of the United States."
The first began: "Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist.
He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England."
The second replied: "That's nothing. I attended a man in a car accident.
All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Sydney Olympics."
The third said: "A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on
cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a ten gallon hat.
Two years ago he became president of the United States."