John Corn
02-22-03, 07:25 AM
A man staggers into an emergency room with two
black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife when
she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting
around, I noticed one of the cows had something
white at its rear end.
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure
enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck
right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's
when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife when
she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
"We went to look for it and while I was rooting
around, I noticed one of the cows had something
white at its rear end.
"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure
enough, there was my wife's golf ball...stuck
right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's
when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"