pancakes

[curt8403]

Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me. My family thinks I am Crazy because I like pancakes.
I don't see anything wrong with that. I happen to like Pancakes too.
Oh really? You must come over and see my collection, I have 5 suitcases full.

[jkane]

Oh, don't get me started! OK, too late ...

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Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.
Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds.
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Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nothing wrong with that. I like sausages too.
Patient: Sexy beasts, aren't they?
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Man: Doctor, my wife thinks she's a refrigerator!
Psychiatrist: Don't worry, it will pass.
Man: But, doctor, when she sleeps with her mouth open, that damn light bugs me!
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A man walks into the psychiatrists office with a pancake on his head, fried eggs on each shoulder, and a strip of bacon over each ear. The shrink, humoring
him, asks, "What seems to be the problem?" The guy answers, "Doc, I'm worried about my brother."
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Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
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Psychiatrist: What's wrong with your brother?
Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?
Sister: Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs.
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist's and says "Doctor, doctor, you've got to
help me! I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!" The shrink says "Sit
over there and I'll deal with you later."
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin.
Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish.
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain.
Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pool ball.
Psychiatrist: Get to the end of the queue (cue).
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Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Psychiatrist: Who said that?
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Man goes to a psychiatrist; psychiatrist sez, "You're crazy!"
Man sez, "I want a second opinion!"
Psychiatrist sez,
"OK, yer ugly, too!"
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A man goes to the psychiatrist and says, "Doc, sometimes I think
I'm a tee pee, and other times I think I'm wig wam. What is it?"
The doctor says, "You're too tense."
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I have more. Beg, and I won't post them! :goofygrin

[tcusta00]

Oh god, please make it stop!!! :D