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02-26-03, 07:31 PM
David Letterman.... "Top Ways Dumb Guys Are Preparing for a Terrorist Attack":
"Wearing special 'anti-terror' hat 24/7"
"Adding seat belts to dining room chairs"
"Wearing same cologne as Tom Ridge"
"Building a tolerance to radiation by standing in front of the microwave"
"Interrogating pets"
"Watching a lot of them 'Lethal Weapon' movies"
"Stocking up on Tums"
"Just to be safe, getting vaccinated for small and large pox"
"Creating elaborate color-code systems to alert citizens to threat levels"
"Taping a duck."
"Wearing special 'anti-terror' hat 24/7"
"Adding seat belts to dining room chairs"
"Wearing same cologne as Tom Ridge"
"Building a tolerance to radiation by standing in front of the microwave"
"Interrogating pets"
"Watching a lot of them 'Lethal Weapon' movies"
"Stocking up on Tums"
"Just to be safe, getting vaccinated for small and large pox"
"Creating elaborate color-code systems to alert citizens to threat levels"
"Taping a duck."