View Full Version : Where's Earl?
wismile
05-07-08, 09:36 PM
I strongly suspect Earl is lurking about these forums desperately fighting his natural impulse to help others!
In the spirit of good clean fun...l thought it might be entertaining to speculate on what this new chapter in Earls life is all about. :grin:
PoitNarf
05-07-08, 09:37 PM
He is off somewhere helping his family and others just as much as he helped us for many many years here.
wismile
05-07-08, 10:28 PM
He is off somewhere helping his family and others just as much as he helped us for many many years here.
very true...my hope is to repay his kindness with laughter.
scottjf8
05-07-08, 10:34 PM
He went to work at Comcast
wismile
05-07-08, 10:40 PM
He went to work at Comcast
Perhaps helping to perfect their long awaited TIVO platform? :lol:
houskamp
05-07-08, 10:48 PM
Directv csr :lol:
My real guesses: PR rep or design team for HR30 :D
Jeremy W
05-07-08, 11:16 PM
My real guesses: PR rep or design team for HR30 :D
I would guess that Earl's position at DirecTV is marketing-related, but he probably has input in engineering subjects as well.
Of course I'm assuming that Earl's position is actually at DirecTV, but I think that's a fairly safe assumption.
He just left my house after re-aligning my dish...... in a white van with the DirecTV logo on the sides.
He seemed really happy, yet he kept looking at the keyboard on my desk with a strange look in his eyes..
So I wonder what's gonna become of the analysis of the 1,500+ results of Earl's transponder signal strength survey? Which lucky moderator is the new custodian of this info? :)
Supervolcano
05-08-08, 02:21 AM
He just left my house after re-aligning my dish...... in a white van with the DirecTV logo on the sides.
He seemed really happy, yet he kept looking at the keyboard on my desk with a strange look in his eyes..
Did he leave you with signal strength's in the 70's & 80's like a lot of other installers?
Did you tip him?
canekid
05-08-08, 02:47 AM
@wismile,
Thanks for asking. This is one question that was bugging me a lot since finding out, mostly too late, about Earl hanging up his dish.
It might be COI for Earl to say what he's working on. I have similar issues in my work, I see NDAs all the time.
Maybe he took a military job, now works for the FBI or something more mysterious. This line, now contains :p
kokishin
05-08-08, 03:30 AM
Newly created position: CCSO: Chief Customer Service Officer (as in CEO, CFO, CTO, CMO, etc).
I would guess that Earl's position at DirecTV is marketing-related, but he probably has input in engineering subjects as well.
Of course I'm assuming that Earl's position is actually at DirecTV, but I think that's a fairly safe assumption.
ironwood
05-08-08, 03:57 AM
My guess either DirecTV or Dish Network.
ProfLonghair
05-08-08, 04:24 AM
I doubt it. He said he had to give us BBS stuff entirely, not just this site.
Neural762
05-08-08, 04:41 AM
Hmm... he had to give up technology. Got it - he's going to run a bulletin board system (the cork and push-pin kind) for the Amish. :D
Tom Robertson
05-08-08, 04:47 AM
I can clear one aspect up... He's happily returning to a job doing more computer programming.
After he gets back from 2 weeks in Tahiti, Hawaii, and, of course, Disneyland :) (Ok, I just made this part up.)
Cheers,
Tom
David MacLeod
05-08-08, 04:50 AM
(N)ational (S)cience (A)cademy.....
PCampbell
05-08-08, 05:36 AM
Search on keyword EARL in any HR2X
MIAMI1683
05-08-08, 05:37 AM
I suspect he will use an assumed name when coming here to read. Tom is he programming computers for D*
tekko27
05-08-08, 05:41 AM
Maybe we will be seeing a new DOD series "Where in the world is Earl Bonovich?"
Hey, it could happen! :)
Mavrick
05-08-08, 05:44 AM
I suspect he will use an assumed name when coming here to read. Tom is he programming computers for D*
Or better yet maybe he is programming the future software for our DVR's
Capmeister
05-08-08, 05:44 AM
How odd is it that I feel a real sadness that he's gone, and because I was working I missed saying goodbye in the official thread? :( Not odd at all, because he touched us all, and shall be missed.
*sigh*
I miss him already.
paulman182
05-08-08, 05:49 AM
I hope at some point it can be made public what he is doing. I see no reason that it should be a secret forever, unless it has something to do with national security or some such.
nevea2be
05-08-08, 06:03 AM
I missed saying goodbye in the official thread?
I just read it to and went to post only to find the thread locked :( I just hope he is happy in what ever his future endeavors may be.
mhayes70
05-08-08, 06:05 AM
My guess is that he has some type of job at Directv. :)
Maybe he's gone to work with Tivolutionary in some sort of think tank/witness protection program for DVR gurus???
I think Dish Network wooed him away from Directv! :)
sigma1914
05-08-08, 06:14 AM
I can clear one aspect up... He's happily returning to a job doing more computer programming.
After he gets back from 2 weeks in Tahiti, Hawaii, and, of course, Disneyland :) (Ok, I just made this part up.)
Cheers,
Tom
He's implementing DLB on the HR2x models, thus, reducing daily posts crying for DLB. :lol:
skyviewmark1
05-08-08, 06:14 AM
Gonna miss Earl.
But for the life of me, I can't understand what kind of job would make the ability to post on a website impossible. Must be one heck of an NDA he has to sign.
Good Luck to him in his new position.
After he gets back from 2 weeks in Tahiti, Hawaii, and, of course, Disneyland :) (Ok, I just made this part up.)Of course you did. Two weeks isn't nearly long enough for Tahiti and/or Hawaii and far too long for Disneyanything. ;)
Did he leave you with signal strength's in the 70's & 80's like a lot of other installers?
Did you tip him?
He pulled an 85.7356, and I -always- tip for anything over 85. I think he knew that. ;)
markrubi
05-08-08, 08:05 AM
My guess is him being a software engineer along with all the work he's done here DirecTV probably brought him in house officially some way. I hope so anyway maybe DLB just might happen. Secret menu code in a future CE? ;) wondertwinpowersactivateDLB
Conflict of interest ... quitting here cold turkey...
Maybe he will be the in house contact to the mods here now as well.
Carl Spock
05-08-08, 08:08 AM
He's inside my DVR. He says hello.
carlsbad_bolt_fan
05-08-08, 08:10 AM
You guys are all wrong here...
He'll be replacing Rex Grossman as da Bears new QB. :lol:
danman71
05-08-08, 08:16 AM
You guys are all wrong here...
He'll be replacing Rex Grossman as da Bears new QB. :lol:
He could only be better ! :lol:
richlife
05-08-08, 08:17 AM
The next CE will provide the answer. Search for code IWANTMYEARL and hold all front panel buttons for 25 minutes.
Personally, I think D* has wired up his brain directly to their systems to run the whole sheebang. Kinda ala Spocks Brain (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Spock's_Brain). :D
netconcepts
05-08-08, 08:35 AM
I can imagine someone conjuring up pictures of Earl waving in various locations around the globe, and near D11. :D
Mavrick
05-08-08, 08:37 AM
Wheres Earl? :D
http://www.dbstalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13525&d=1210257402
Armando
05-08-08, 08:40 AM
Earl bought the now Defunct AMC 14 from Echostar and is starting his own DBS.
markman07
05-08-08, 08:40 AM
Maybe he found a place where you can buy gas for under $2.00/gallon?
Maybe he is on the Lost Island?
Jeremy W
05-08-08, 08:44 AM
How odd is it that I feel a real sadness that he's gone
Not odd at all, I feel the same way.
Tom Robertson
05-08-08, 08:57 AM
Earl's efforts here at DBStalk will be reflected in each of us for a long, long time.
I've reopened Earl's going away thread for those that were unavailable to see it before.
Cheers,
Tom
Steve Robertson
05-08-08, 08:59 AM
I think he is driving D11 to its safe parking spot and will hang out up there till D12 gets parked.
keithtd
05-08-08, 09:01 AM
Earl went to work for Sea Launch......
Picture credit to DennisG
markman07
05-08-08, 09:01 AM
Not odd at all, I feel the same way.
+1 Almost like someone died.
BubblePuppy
05-08-08, 09:02 AM
How odd is it that I feel a real sadness that he's gone, and because I was working I missed saying goodbye in the official thread? :( Not odd at all, because he touched us all, and shall be missed.
*sigh*
I miss him already.
Ya know when I read Earls swan song posts I was shocked at first....but I have to agree that there seems to be something missing now. Earl was like a solid foundation here that seemed to anchor the board.
Does that make sense? I mean, and no offense to the mods, I felt that Earl was DBSTalk.
Greg Alsobrook
05-08-08, 09:13 AM
How odd is it that I feel a real sadness that he's gone
Not odd at all, I feel the same way.
+1
ProfLonghair
05-08-08, 09:15 AM
he's digitized inside his HR20, like Jeff Bridges in Tron.
PhilipDC
05-08-08, 09:26 AM
Wheres Earl? :D
http://www.dbstalk.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=13525&d=1210257402
I say this in the spirit of fun to honor one of Earl's most common misspellings:
Wouldn't the Where's Earl? picture be more appropriately titled Were's Earl?
wismile
05-08-08, 09:38 AM
I say this in the spirit of fun to honor one of Earl's most common misspellings:
Wouldn't the Where's Earl? picture be more appropriately titled Were's Earl?
over 28,000 posts and you want proper spelling an grammar too? :lol:
houskamp
05-08-08, 09:51 AM
I say this in the spirit of fun to honor one of Earl's most common misspellings:
Wouldn't the Where's Earl? picture be more appropriately titled Were's Earl?
Or did he brake his computer :D
Or, if Earl lives on the South Side of Chicago, it could be "whar's Earl". ;)
Who's next in line to be top poster on the site now?
curt8403
05-08-08, 11:12 AM
Who's next in line to be top poster on the site now?
Tom Robertson :D
he's digitized inside his HR20, like Jeff Bridges in Tron.
In a similar vein, I think he's figured out that the world is just an internet forum and he's gone Neo on us.
JeffBowser
05-08-08, 11:35 AM
Perhaps he needs to work on his list. Hey, Earl, say hello to Crabman for me.
over 28,000 posts and you want proper spelling an grammar too? :lol:
Unintentional pun?
Or better yet maybe he is programming the future software for our DVR's
Then let's hope that DirecTV hires a spelling and grammar proof reader just for Earl. I'd hate to see some of his spelling and grammar end up on the HR2x menu system!
bruinfever
05-08-08, 11:50 AM
Can anyone please post the latest TLE's on Earl's location? :D
dodge boy
05-08-08, 11:57 AM
DBSTalk day 2 A.E. (After Earl)..........
Why did his Avatar suddenly disappear? Was that required by the Mods.?
Mavrick
05-08-08, 12:20 PM
Then let's hope that DirecTV hires a spelling and grammar proof reader just for Earl. I'd hate to see some of his spelling and grammar end up on the HR2x menu system!
But if it did then we would know for sure where he went.
tcusta00
05-08-08, 01:24 PM
Then let's hope that DirecTV hires a spelling and grammar proof reader just for Earl. I'd hate to see some of his spelling and grammar end up on the HR2x menu system!
New menu item in HR2x:
Dual.... live.... buffers. :p
Jeremy W
05-08-08, 04:09 PM
Why did his Avatar suddenly disappear? Was that required by the Mods.?
When an account is closed out, all of the custom information gets deleted.
Christopher Gould
05-08-08, 04:31 PM
he liked the idea of "xstreamhd", maybe he got a job with them
Tom Robertson
05-08-08, 05:40 PM
Tom Robertson :D
Thanks, but Stuart "The Shadow" Sweet has been out posting me for 6 months. :)
Herdfan
05-08-08, 06:42 PM
When an account is closed out, all of the custom information gets deleted.
Too bad it had to be closed. It would have been nice to "retire" it like they do numbers for athletes.
Canis Lupus
05-08-08, 07:27 PM
Nice avatar
My guess is that he has some type of job at Directv. :)
TMullenJr
05-08-08, 07:55 PM
I have it on good authority that he is now on the ISS with no broadband access. DirecTV put him up there so if there is a problem with the new satellite, he can jet pack over to it and fix it. :-)
P Smith
05-09-08, 09:33 AM
I'm bet he get a job as QA for Directv after his reviews, tests and posts here.
tiger2005
05-09-08, 11:01 AM
Not odd at all, I feel the same way.
+1
+2
Very odd feeling.
fwlogue
05-09-08, 11:02 AM
+2
Very odd feeling.
same here
Or did he brake his computer :D
That's better then the first one.
:lol:
He is on his way to El Segundo, CA to be the head of the Set-Top Receiver Development Team.
This is probably moving weekend and he just finished loading his U-Haul.
P Smith
05-09-08, 12:09 PM
He is pure QA guy. He must work in QA dept for customer's benefits.
gslater
05-09-08, 01:00 PM
I can clear one aspect up... He's happily returning to a job doing more computer programming.
After he gets back from 2 weeks in Tahiti, Hawaii, and, of course, Disneyland :) (Ok, I just made this part up.)
Cheers,
Tom
That would explain why he was looking for information on JBoss recently for a DB project. I'm going out on a limb then and assuming that had something to do with his new job.
spoonman
05-09-08, 01:27 PM
Too bad it had to be closed. It would have been nice to "retire" it like they do numbers for athletes.
We can retire old #15114 :grin:
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