DarrellP
03-05-03, 01:57 PM
THE BUNNY AND THE SNAKE
Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there
lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising
coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the
snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over
the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite
a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't
mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm
going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never
knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work
out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered
all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd
say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw,
and help you the same way that you've helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and
slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say
you must be French".
Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there
lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising
coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the
snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over
the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite
a bit. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't
mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm
going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the
same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never
knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work
out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered
all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd
say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw,
and help you the same way that you've helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and
slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say
you must be French".