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curt8403
06-10-08, 06:06 PM
tech support goes all the way back to the days of the cavemen, A recently discovered transcript of a tech call follows:

[drums] boom boom boom boom boom (the rest will be translated)

Groog: Fire Support, this Groog
Lorto: Me Lorto, Fire not work
Groog: What You mean, Fire not work.
Lorto: Yesterday fire, Today no fire.
Groog: You have stone?
Lorto: Uhg!
Groog: You have Flint?
Lorto: Uhg Uhg!
Groog: You take flint, strike stone, make spark?
Lorto: Nuhg. strike stone, no get spark
Groog: what you change??
Lorto: Me change nothing, yesterday Fire, today no fire.
Groog: You sure you change nothing??
Lorto: well, maybe me change one thing.. Stone Hot, burn Lorto Hand, Me soak Stone in stream, make cool.
Groog: (Grabs club, heads to Lorto's cave)
audiomaster
06-11-08, 10:47 PM
Gonna take Groog a while, what with having to walk from India! By the time he gets to the customer, the problem will have resolved itself from the wind!

tech support goes all the way back to the days of the cavemen, A recently discovered transcript of a tech call follows:

[drums] boom boom boom boom boom (the rest will be translated)

Groog: Fire Support, this Groog
Lorto: Me Lorto, Fire not work
Groog: What You mean, Fire not work.
Lorto: Yesterday fire, Today no fire.
Groog: You have stone?
Lorto: Uhg!
Groog: You have Flint?
Lorto: Uhg Uhg!
Groog: You take flint, strike stone, make spark?
Lorto: Nuhg. strike stone, no get spark
Groog: what you change??
Lorto: Me change nothing, yesterday Fire, today no fire.
Groog: You sure you change nothing??
Lorto: well, maybe me change one thing.. Stone Hot, burn Lorto Hand, Me soak Stone in stream, make cool.
Groog: (Grabs club, heads to Lorto's cave)
Richard King
06-12-08, 07:32 AM
I'm going to tell Lorto to DUCK!!!
tcusta00
06-12-08, 08:00 AM
I'm going to tell Lorto to DUCK!!!

Quack!
Greg Alsobrook
06-12-08, 09:58 AM
Quack!

:kickbutt:
tcusta00
06-12-08, 10:06 AM
:kickbutt:

http://www.pathetisad.com/images/pathetisad/20021122.gif
curt8403
06-12-08, 12:02 PM
Quack!

Sorry, but this isn't a duck

http://www.msagentring.org/chars/images/Peedy.gif
TheGreatLogan
06-13-08, 01:53 PM
jajajaja amazing!!! ohhh that groog is the law
Draconis
06-13-08, 04:24 PM
Could be worse, you could always be manning the Internet Helpdesk.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1LLTsSnGWMI
Sirshagg
06-13-08, 04:33 PM
Could be worse, you could always be manning the Internet Helpdesk.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1LLTsSnGWMI

Now THAT was frak'n hilarious!!!!
audiomaster
06-24-08, 08:37 PM
Now THAT was frak'n hilarious!!!!

That skit reminds me of some of Bob Newharts early routines. My favorite was "Sir Walter Raleigh and the great tobacco industry"