Pharmacist

[DarrellP]

Pharmacist
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This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.

The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.

He answered, "I want to kill my wife."

"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."

The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife, perhaps the ugliest, meanest woman ever..

The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

[Frank Z]

A guy goes into the drug store and askes the pharmacist for a box of condoms with pesticide.

The pharmacist thinks for a monent and says "I think you mean spermacide,Sir."

The gentleman says "No I meant pesticide!

The pharmacist is a little confused and askes "Why do you want condoms with pesticide?"

The guy says "Well my wife has had a bug up her butt all week and I'm goining in after it!"

[Nick]

A blonde goes into the drug store and askes the pharmacist for a box of condoms

The pharmacist asks "what size?"

The blonde says "Give me an assortment of sizes. I just got divorced."