Unthinkable
03-18-03, 05:12 PM
An old couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good
night's sleep.
The husband takes his wife's hand, but she responds, "Don't touch me." "Why
not?" he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."
She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"
"Because, she answers, I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."
night's sleep.
The husband takes his wife's hand, but she responds, "Don't touch me." "Why
not?" he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."
She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"
"Because, she answers, I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."