Senior moment

[Unthinkable]

The following is supposedly a true story. Regardless, it's hilarious!

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car she
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her
shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her
voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran
like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then loaded her shopping bags into
the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that
she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then
it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and then drove to the
police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore
himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter.
There stood four pale men reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman
described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair,
and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

Brings new meaning to a senior moment!