Unthinkable
03-24-03, 09:14 PM
An old man lived alone in New Mexico. He wanted to spade his chili garden,
but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Oye Francisco,
I feeling pretty bat cuz I do not think I will be able to plant my chili gardenzzz this year. I just getting too viejo to dig a garden, but if you wazzzzz here, all my problemas wood be over. I know you would dig the dirt for me.
Siempre,
tu poppy
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Poppy,
Por favor, NO, don't dig up the garden, that's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Francisco
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the chili now. It's the best I could do under the
circumstances.
Love, Francisco
but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Oye Francisco,
I feeling pretty bat cuz I do not think I will be able to plant my chili gardenzzz this year. I just getting too viejo to dig a garden, but if you wazzzzz here, all my problemas wood be over. I know you would dig the dirt for me.
Siempre,
tu poppy
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Poppy,
Por favor, NO, don't dig up the garden, that's where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Francisco
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the chili now. It's the best I could do under the
circumstances.
Love, Francisco