Truck

[Steve Mehs]

One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"

"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.
We were driving out on County Road 6,
in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take whatever you want'.

So I took the truck!

[jayn_j]

Bobby then replies "Good choice.  Theclothes never woulda fit you."

[Nick]

A few minutes later a redneck hillbilly gay guy came along... (I know it's a stretch, go but just go along for the helluvit, OK?)...and saw Bobby Sue standing there nekkid in the middle of a clearing sobbing amidst her cast off clothes.

"Uh, whats wrong honey?" asks the gay guy."

"Jimmy Joe's dun and run off with mah truck. If'n y'all will go get if for me, I'll give y'all ennything you want."

Hearing that, the gay hillbilly shoved his stick into first, popped the clutch and took off down the path toward town, hollerin' backat Bobby Sue "I'll take that darlin' little blue scoopneck top!"

[John Corn]

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