Nick
04-06-03, 11:51 AM
A blond bought a new Lexus and returned it the next day, complaining that the radio didn't work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!"
He said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and 'On The Road Again' came from the
speakers. She drove away happy and, for the next few days, every time
she'd say 'Beethoven', she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
said, 'Beatles!' she'd get one of theirs.
While driving around one day, two driver both ran a red light and nearly
creamed her new car, but she swerved just in time to avoid them.
"*******S!" she yelled..... the radio began to play The French National Anthem.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!"
He said..."Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and 'On The Road Again' came from the
speakers. She drove away happy and, for the next few days, every time
she'd say 'Beethoven', she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
said, 'Beatles!' she'd get one of theirs.
While driving around one day, two driver both ran a red light and nearly
creamed her new car, but she swerved just in time to avoid them.
"*******S!" she yelled..... the radio began to play The French National Anthem.