Nick
04-11-03, 06:42 AM
A man walked into a supermarket not realizing his zipper was down, and
his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Excuse me,
but your barracks door is open."
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a
bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
"Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier
had told him, finally understood. He then got in the checkout line where the
lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a
little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my
barracks door open did you see a soldier standing there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was
a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Excuse me,
but your barracks door is open."
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a
bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said,
"Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier
had told him, finally understood. He then got in the checkout line where the
lady was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to have a
little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my
barracks door open did you see a soldier standing there at attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was
a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."