John Corn
05-05-03, 07:16 PM
Subject: Older and Smarter
At the rear of his farm, an old farmer had a largepond which had been developed for swimmingsome years back. The area around it was fixed up nice with some picnic tables by it, as well as a couple of horseshoe courts. The old farmer hadn't been to thepool for quite awhile so late one afternoon he decided to goback and look it over. As he neared the pool, he heard shouting and laughing. As he got closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and treachery will triump over youth and inexperience.
At the rear of his farm, an old farmer had a largepond which had been developed for swimmingsome years back. The area around it was fixed up nice with some picnic tables by it, as well as a couple of horseshoe courts. The old farmer hadn't been to thepool for quite awhile so late one afternoon he decided to goback and look it over. As he neared the pool, he heard shouting and laughing. As he got closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old age and treachery will triump over youth and inexperience.