01-05-02, 10:19 AM
If the Merger is approved and I acquire Directv:
I will…
Provide the 17 million + customers with state-of-the-art average picture quality
Continue to add shopping and info channels blaming the state-of-the-art picture quality on bandwidth restrictions
Expand Charlie chat on day one to about 4-5 channels to heighten and expand my image, and increase the number of Charlie chats to 2 a month with even more broadcasts then now if you missed the original
Have a sigh of relief knowing that with a single company we’d almost be sure to get the J.D. Power and Associates award because of our outstanding customer service and then displaying it on Charlie chat once again with the other awards.
Do my best to replace all current receivers and bring in an all new line of Charlie branded receivers, and slowly phasing out third party receiver developers
Continue to offer the 17 million + customers the current premium movie channels with no new additions, if any, for years to come
Have 5-6 all-new channels running 24 hours a day solely dedicated to Credit Card Auto-pay outlining all the benefits of this service, with of course myself as the spokesperson
Continue to advertise the benefits of broadband Internet through satellite and tell all current customers and future customers how great, fantastic, and reliable it is for every consumer especially in rural America
Last and most importantly is to continue to tell America on a regular basis how much better satellite is versus cable and outline why this is true
Ahh...
I don't mean to offend anyone with this post, but this is just my comical opinion on what I think is going on in Charlie's head ;)
I will…
Provide the 17 million + customers with state-of-the-art average picture quality
Continue to add shopping and info channels blaming the state-of-the-art picture quality on bandwidth restrictions
Expand Charlie chat on day one to about 4-5 channels to heighten and expand my image, and increase the number of Charlie chats to 2 a month with even more broadcasts then now if you missed the original
Have a sigh of relief knowing that with a single company we’d almost be sure to get the J.D. Power and Associates award because of our outstanding customer service and then displaying it on Charlie chat once again with the other awards.
Do my best to replace all current receivers and bring in an all new line of Charlie branded receivers, and slowly phasing out third party receiver developers
Continue to offer the 17 million + customers the current premium movie channels with no new additions, if any, for years to come
Have 5-6 all-new channels running 24 hours a day solely dedicated to Credit Card Auto-pay outlining all the benefits of this service, with of course myself as the spokesperson
Continue to advertise the benefits of broadband Internet through satellite and tell all current customers and future customers how great, fantastic, and reliable it is for every consumer especially in rural America
Last and most importantly is to continue to tell America on a regular basis how much better satellite is versus cable and outline why this is true
Ahh...
I don't mean to offend anyone with this post, but this is just my comical opinion on what I think is going on in Charlie's head ;)