Redneck Logic

[DarrellP]

BUBBA AND COOTER ‑ A LESSON IN LOGIC.

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

Bubba goes into the advisor's office first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic," asked Bubba?

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed‑eater?"

"I sure do," answered the redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL‑EEE!"

"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Sally Mae! This is incredible!"

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the dangdest thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back out into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin?" Cooter asks.

"Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.

"What in tarnation is logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed‑eater?"

"No."

"You're queer, ain't cha?

[Nick]

:D Very Logical.

Reminds me of the story of Bubba 'n Earl, where the punch line goes something like this: "I know it ain't a ho-ax, Earl. My wife filled up here five times last week and she won every time!"