DarrellP
06-03-03, 12:41 PM
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52
years when one day the old woman died. The entire family
showed up to the funeral.
Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the
grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there. About
two months later a priest saw the old man out there with his
dog and decided to go talk to the old man.
"Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every day
to visit your wife's grave and we just think that so sweet. We
were all wondering if the dog is something that was special to
your wife since you always bring it out here with you."
"No, actually I bring the dog out here to piss on the grave. I'd
do it myself, but I'd get arrested for indecent exposure."
years when one day the old woman died. The entire family
showed up to the funeral.
Every day after the funeral the old man would show up at the
grave with his dog and spend a few minutes out there. About
two months later a priest saw the old man out there with his
dog and decided to go talk to the old man.
"Hello there. You know, we see you come out here every day
to visit your wife's grave and we just think that so sweet. We
were all wondering if the dog is something that was special to
your wife since you always bring it out here with you."
"No, actually I bring the dog out here to piss on the grave. I'd
do it myself, but I'd get arrested for indecent exposure."