CB Codes

[John Corn]

Just ran across an old book of mine, it made me chuckle to read some of the ol' CB codes.

CB JARGON LIST

Bear cage: Police station
Bear in the air: police helicopter
Breaker: Request for channel
Beaver: Woman
Check the seat covers: Check for hot female passengers
Colorado Cool Aid: Beer
Cold Coffer: Beer
Dress for sale: Hooker
First Sargent: Wife
Honey Wagon: Beer Truck
Mama Bear: Female Cop
Panty Hose Junction: Restaurant with Females inside
Pavement Princess: Hooker :lol:
Pregnant Roller Skate: Volkswagen
Reefer: Truck with fridge
San Quentin Jail Bait: Underage Hooker
Tijuana Taxi: Unmarked police car


Also Unwritten rules for CB users:
- Can't play music while on a cb
- Can't Swear
- Can't talk about anything illegal
- can't use a channel for over 5 minutes

Now you know, so go out and get a cb or fire up that old one!
:D

[TopCat99]

Bah! You want REAL power, get your amateur radio license :D

[Nick]

I ripped out our CB just after a trucker, who was chatting with my wife while we on a trip, told her he would like to "kiss her belly-button - from the inside." :eek2:

[american_2000]

I had a CB in my pickup until some supid **s decides to rip off my antenna and cut the cable. Its no good now! 10-4! :p