Jack & Jill

[DarrellP]

Jack was engaged to be married to Jill. The day before the wedding, his
father sat him down for a little fireside chat.

"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite
I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said,

`Here try these on.' So she did and then told me, `These are too big, I can
t wear them.'

So I told her, `Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

Jack thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on his wedding night, Jack
takes off his pants and says to Jill,

"Here try these on." She does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit
me."

Following the script, Jack then says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this
family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

In response, Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, "Here
you try on mine."

He does and says, "I can't get into your pants."

She replies, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you
never will."

Life is tough....it's even tougher if you're a Jack ass!