Pres. Bush Markets a new Beer!

[DarrellP]

:goodjob:

[Nick]

"Whoop Ass!" is not beer, nor does it contain any hops or barley. "Whoop Ass" is an old Southern recipe made of equal parts of 'Bubba', 'Jim Bob' and 'Cousin Earl'. A can of "Whoop Ass" can only be opened by 'Good Ole Boys', and only under extreme circumstances such as defending their momma's honor.

"Whoop Ass" cannot be bought in convenience stores, but can usually be found rolling around in the back of pickup trucks parked outside of roadside bars.

If you happen to find a can of "Whoop Ass", do not attempt to open it yourself. Go find Bubba, Jim Bob or Cousin Earl to do it fer you. If they're not at the bar, they'll be down at the river drownding worms

[DarrellP]

Nick, thanks for setting the record straight. Anyone remember "Billy Beer"?

[John Corn]

:D

[firephoto]

"A can of "Whoop Ass" can only be opened by 'Good Ole Boys'............."

So this is a Republican party drink I take it? ;)

[Nick]

Naw, it's more like an American patriot thang. Don't much matter if'n your daddy and your daddy's daddy voted democrat or republican, jes as long as you're a good ole boy.