Kick Habit.

[yosoyellobo]

Two weeks with out any jokes. Happy to say that I have kick the joke habit. Thank God.

[naijai]

We all went cold turkey :nono2:
need more jokes

[Nick]

A pig and a chicken go into a bar...

[audiomaster]

A pig and a chicken go into a bar...

Ok I'll bite.

"The bartender says.....?

Ok, whos next? Can't wait to see this thread in a couple weeks!!

[yosoyellobo]

Ok I'll bite.

"The bartender says.....?

Ok, whos next? Can't wait to see this thread in a couple weeks!!

to the blond sitting in front of him...?

[Nick]

to the blond sitting in front of him...?"That's an ugly cow you have there..."

[dbconsultant]

"To which the lawyer responds, ..."

[billsharpe]

"To which the lawyer responds, ..."

"If you say 'That was no cow, that was my wife' I'll sue you for all you're worth."

Jokes by committee generally don't work well :nono2:

[audiomaster]

"If you say 'That was no cow, that was my wife' I'll sue you for all you're worth."

Jokes by committee generally don't work well :nono2:

No, just shows how quick something can go downhill when a lawyer gets involved!!!

[dbconsultant]

No, just shows how quick something can go downhill when a lawyer gets involved!!!

Hee hee hee hee!:lol:

[coldsteel]

Here I thought this was about punting nuns...

[dbconsultant]

Did you hear the one about the man who opened a dry-cleaning business
next door to the convent? He knocked on the door and asked the Mother
Superior if she had any dirty habits.

[Nick]

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

[billsharpe]

Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

I didn't even know Mike had a hobby :D

[4HiMarks]

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says

"What is this, a joke?"