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DarrellP
07-15-03, 04:07 PM
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:

I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen. The surprised salesman replies: But madam, computers do not have curtains....and the blonde said:

Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :sure:
Cyclone
07-15-03, 04:52 PM
Are you sure the author of that joke isn't a blonde too?
Mark Lamutt
07-15-03, 08:23 PM
We really should ban you for that, you know... :D
MikeW
07-15-03, 08:39 PM
2 blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it!
Richard King
07-16-03, 01:45 AM
I think this needs to be moved to the "Computer Talk" Forum. Dah. :D
Nick
07-16-03, 08:16 AM
Why did the blonde call the glass company
after her computer stopped working? She
was told her windows crashed. :rolleyes:

Help!!! Stop me...:lol:
Tomsoundman
07-16-03, 08:18 AM
Stop, my blonde wife is cringing!!!

Ha
Ric
07-16-03, 11:33 AM
Stop, my blonde wife is cringing!!!

Ha

Would your wife have preferred blue over pink?



Sorry, couldn't resist so I'm flaming myself :icon_lame
Martyva
07-16-03, 11:49 AM
whadya call 25 blondes in a freezer?
frosted flakes
Tomsoundman
07-16-03, 12:16 PM
Exactly....


Good one :lol:
BobMurdoch
07-16-03, 02:52 PM
Whaddya call a dead blonde in a closet.....?

The 1995 Hide and Seek champion.
BobMurdoch
07-16-03, 02:55 PM
A blonde, a redhead, and brunette are at the OB/GYN office...... The redhead excitedly tells the other two that she was on top during the conception, and therefore the child was going to be a girl based on the old wives' tale. The brunette then chimes in and excitedly said that her husband was on top and therefore the baby was going to be a boy.

Just then, the blonde starts sobbing uncontrollably. The brunette and the redhead try to comfort her.

"What's wrong?", asked the redhead.

The blonde responds, "I'm going to have PUPPIES!!!!!!!!"
Nick
07-16-03, 04:43 PM
A blonde and a brunette jump off the top of a
tall building. Which one hit the pavement first?
The brunette - the blonde had to stop and ask
directions.

Whaddya call a brunette standing between two
blondes? A translator.
JBKing
07-16-03, 07:32 PM
A cop pulls a blonde over for speeding. As he approaches her window, he tries to inconspiciously check to see if his fly is zipped up. The blonde says, "how come everytime I get pulled over, I have to take the breathalyzer test?'.
Tomsoundman
07-18-03, 12:17 PM
I was at Vegas, playing slots and became very thirsty. Saw the soft drink machines so went over to get a Coke.

Blonde chick was in front of me. Puts in $ gets drink, puts in $ gets drink, puts in $ gets drink...

I finally said, "I'm getting thirsty, can you hurry up?"

She says, "Duh! let me finish - I'm winning."