Nick
07-19-03, 12:21 PM
According to legend, really delicious, award-winning chili can only be made by men. This being the case, the women had to come up with their own chili cook-off, of the meatless variety. In this all-girl competition, it is the men who do the judging since, of course, only men are qualified to judge chili. Five lady contestants entered the cook-off, and as each was preparing their own secret recipes, one of the ladies, a well-stacked and spectacularly stunning blonde, called out to the other four challenging them to a bet as to which of them would be the winner. All accepted the challenge, and soon the amount of the bet rose to $500. When the cooking was done, the judging began. As the men lined up at the first table, the cook served each judge a sample of her chili using small plastic cups. The second woman served her special concoction in stoneware bowls, the third, in her best china bowls, and the forth woman, a ravishing red head, having planned well ahead, served her chili up in special earthenware chili mugs with the message "Vote for me and I'll give you a kiss afterward" painted on the side of each mug.
Well, the stunning blonde saw what the red head had pulled, and had to come up with something fast. As the judges approached her table, suddenly she ripped off her bikini top and carefully ladled her very thick chili up and spooned it onto each of her ample breasts and upturned nipples.
Question: Which woman do you think won the chili contest?
Answer: The red head, of course, silly. The chili had to be meatless. What were you thinking?
Well, the stunning blonde saw what the red head had pulled, and had to come up with something fast. As the judges approached her table, suddenly she ripped off her bikini top and carefully ladled her very thick chili up and spooned it onto each of her ample breasts and upturned nipples.
Question: Which woman do you think won the chili contest?
Answer: The red head, of course, silly. The chili had to be meatless. What were you thinking?