Nick
07-20-03, 10:42 AM
Why Ask Why?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer or liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why is it when the sign says "DRIVE THRU", we stop? Twice?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Should you use a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
mornings?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving around looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it that copying a book isn't the same as reading it?
If you download music but don't listen to it, have you broken the law?
If the delivery pizza you ordered doesn't have enough pepperoni, can you send it back for more?
If a professional hooker gives you free sex, should you leave a tip?
If your doctor tells you on Friday "Take two of these tonight and call me in the morning", should you call him at home Saturday morning?
Why do we ask our fathers for advice when we know damn well that we're not going to take it?
Do Zebras have black stripes on a white body, or white stripes on a black body?
How did an elephant, a mongoose and a platypus get their names?
Why did I just waste five minutes of my life typing this and sending it to you?
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy beer or liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why is it when the sign says "DRIVE THRU", we stop? Twice?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
Should you use a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
mornings?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving around looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it that copying a book isn't the same as reading it?
If you download music but don't listen to it, have you broken the law?
If the delivery pizza you ordered doesn't have enough pepperoni, can you send it back for more?
If a professional hooker gives you free sex, should you leave a tip?
If your doctor tells you on Friday "Take two of these tonight and call me in the morning", should you call him at home Saturday morning?
Why do we ask our fathers for advice when we know damn well that we're not going to take it?
Do Zebras have black stripes on a white body, or white stripes on a black body?
How did an elephant, a mongoose and a platypus get their names?
Why did I just waste five minutes of my life typing this and sending it to you?
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.