John Corn
07-25-03, 04:26 AM
Subject: Getting to know her
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Doug and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Doug leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"Pillsbury All-purpose, right?"
"Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Doug and his wife listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Doug leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
"Pillsbury All-purpose, right?"
"Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."