Nick
07-30-03, 04:49 PM
Bill and Hillary were at the Yankee's home opener, sitting in the first
row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the
Secret Service guys leaned forward and said something to the former
president. Bill looks back and stares at the agent, then looks at Hillary,
and looks back at the agent again and shrugs his shoulders. Then Bill
stands up, picks up Hillary by the coat collar and the seat of her pants,
and drops her right over the wall onto the field. Hillary is kicking and
swearing and screaming, and the crowd goes wild. They're cheering,
applauding, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing and smiling, when the agent
leans forward again, saying "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the
first PITCH!"
row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the
Secret Service guys leaned forward and said something to the former
president. Bill looks back and stares at the agent, then looks at Hillary,
and looks back at the agent again and shrugs his shoulders. Then Bill
stands up, picks up Hillary by the coat collar and the seat of her pants,
and drops her right over the wall onto the field. Hillary is kicking and
swearing and screaming, and the crowd goes wild. They're cheering,
applauding, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing and smiling, when the agent
leans forward again, saying "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the
first PITCH!"