Nick
08-13-03, 07:05 PM
A young man walked into the local unemployment office, walked up to the counter
and said, "Hi, I hate drawing unemployment. I would really rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing! We just got a listing
from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts
and ties are provided. Because of the long hours on this job, meals will also be
provided and you will also be required to escort this young lady on her overseas
vacation trips. And the best part, the salary is $200,000 a year."
The young man said, "You're bull****ting me."
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it."
and said, "Hi, I hate drawing unemployment. I would really rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing! We just got a listing
from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac
daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts
and ties are provided. Because of the long hours on this job, meals will also be
provided and you will also be required to escort this young lady on her overseas
vacation trips. And the best part, the salary is $200,000 a year."
The young man said, "You're bull****ting me."
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it."