HiPocket
08-23-03, 07:23 AM
When Bill Clinton and Hillary first got married Bill said,
"I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never
to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary
never looked.. However, on the afternoon of their 30th
anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted
the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans
and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back
under the bed. She kept pondering why there was such a box,
and what was the meaning of the strange contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity
and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these
years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under
our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I
gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer
cans in the box?
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these
years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was
unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under
the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was
shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I
am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior.
However, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does
happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your
problem." Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They
hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary
asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty
cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them
for cash."
"I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never
to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary
never looked.. However, on the afternoon of their 30th
anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted
the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans
and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back
under the bed. She kept pondering why there was such a box,
and what was the meaning of the strange contents.
That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner.
After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity
and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these
years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under
our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I
gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer
cans in the box?
Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these
years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was
unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under
the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was
shocked, but said, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I
am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior.
However, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does
happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your
problem." Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They
hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary
asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"
Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty
cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them
for cash."