citico
07-16-10, 09:08 AM
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> > An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day
> trying to get a stay of execution . His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
> >
> > As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife
> started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this?
> Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and
> on and on.
> >
> > Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar
> ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long
> hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic
> remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
> >
> > While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
> >
> > Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
> >
> > As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the
> sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
> >
> > 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
> >
> > He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
> WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
> >
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> > An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day
> trying to get a stay of execution . His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
> >
> > As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife
> started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this?
> Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and
> on and on.
> >
> > Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar
> ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long
> hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic
> remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.
> >
> > While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
> >
> > Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news.
> >
> > As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the
> sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
> >
> > 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
> >
> > He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
> WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
> >
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