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Unthinkable
08-30-03, 11:29 PM
Avoid Jeepers Creepers 2 by all means. I'm much dumber now for having seen it. 0 stars out of 4 would be about bang on. Not a shred of anything remotely entertaining in the entire movie. Pure mindless tripe. Worst film I've seen in a long long time.

jrjcd
08-31-03, 09:03 AM
i don't, as a rule, go see films made by known child molesters....

TNGTony
08-31-03, 02:57 PM
Silly me....

I though the "Reign of Fire" award was a GOOD thing!

I thought Reign of Fire was a fantastic movie considering the genre.

See ya
Tony

Mark Holtz
08-31-03, 04:26 PM
Perhaps he should rename it the "Battlefield Earth" or "Gigli" award.

Unthinkable
08-31-03, 07:56 PM
i don't, as a rule, go see films made by known child molesters....

Wish I had known that going into it. You know you're in trouble early on when a spacey cheerleader is explaining to the rest of her friends what motivates and drives the creeper.

Unthinkable
08-31-03, 07:59 PM
Perhaps he should rename it the "Battlefield Earth" or "Gigli" award.

Gigli is even more recent then Glitter which I was originally going to go with. All 3 of those movies were abysmal from what I heard.

Mark Holtz
09-01-03, 12:16 PM
Well, both are more recent that Manos: The Hands Of Fate

invaliduser88
09-02-03, 12:36 PM
The Ishtar award?

Dgenx321
09-05-03, 01:17 PM
The Pluto Nash Award :)

Jim Parker
09-05-03, 01:31 PM
My wife is a big fan of Tommy Lee Jones, so she bought the DVD of "Hunted". We watched it yesterday - I want the 1 1/2 hour of my life back. :mad: My time would have been better spent cleaning up dog droppings from the back yard.

2 stars out of 5

Unthinkable
09-08-03, 01:16 PM
Steer clear of The Order as well. Walked out of that one and caught the end of something else this past weekend.

dfergie
09-08-03, 02:19 PM
Showgirls award?

cnsf
09-08-03, 02:35 PM
Police Academy 7 award?

Halfsek
09-22-03, 06:55 PM
Very Bad Things award?
The only movie I ever walked out of. I needed a shower after it.

Although for pure dumbfounded facisnation of a bad movie- Battlefield Eart. It was one of the best books I've read. But the movie, oh, what a shame.

As for JC 2. I enjoyed it. As I did with #1. Mindless. Yeah. But what the hell do you freakin' expect with some winged demon going around killing people.

Who directed it? Child molester? Damn, if I only knew, I wouldn't have gone.

Mike D-CO5
09-23-03, 04:24 PM
I loved that movie "Very Bad Things." That was a really dark comedy that cracked me up. I saved that one to tape and all my friends love it too. Loved the scene where Cameran Diaz beats the Hell out of Christian Slater with a coat tree, in her white wedding dress and gets no blood on her. Minutes later she is gleefully walking down the isle to be buried.

Killer Movie :lol:

Mike D-CO5
09-23-03, 04:26 PM
I loved that movie "Very Bad Things." That was a really dark comedy that cracked me up. I saved that one to tape and all my friends love it too. Loved the scene where Cameran Diaz beats the Hell out of Christian Slater with a coat tree, in her white wedding dress and gets no blood on her. Minutes later she is gleefully walking down the isle to be buried.

Killer Movie :lol:


Sorry I meant to say" married not buried." Must have been a Fraudien slip , though often when one gets married it is the same thing as a life sentence with no chance for parole. ;)

Unthinkable
09-23-03, 06:57 PM
As for JC 2. I enjoyed it. As I did with #1. Mindless. Yeah. But what the hell do you freakin' expect with some winged demon going around killing people.

Who directed it? Child molester? Damn, if I only knew, I wouldn't have gone. The original JC was actually decent for 3/4 of the movie until it took a disastrous wrong turn with its ending. Its sequel was laughably atrocious right from the get go. Horrible dialogue, one-dimensional vanilla storyline/characters/villain, enough stereotypes and cliches to induce a coma, along with a really lame creeper and no originality whatsoever. Not to mention the fact that you could telegraph its ending an hour and a half before it actually happens. Aside from that it was bloody brilliant!